CNSD Reborn Enemy noobs and bosses
What you fight in the playtest, including leaked boss names from DaNotSebee shorts.
Allied dummies are only half the joke. Noobs are the Skibidi-coded enemies that pour down the street while you try to hold a 15-player choke. Reborn has not shipped an in-game bestiary. What we have is the official combat card (melee, block, Awaken, sprint, shiftlock) plus DaNotSebee shorts that name bodies: Diabolical Noob, Strong Guy, Second Boss Guy, Noob Reborn, crowd tests, and a Strider Reborn. This page is the enemy index so you stop treating every scream as a shop morph.
The embedded clip is second boss guy — a Reborn-era short from the creator. It is a leak, not a frame-data video. Use it to recognize the silhouette, then beat it with the kit on controls.
How to beat generic packs
Most of a wave is not a named boss. It is a pile.
- Count M1s: 1-2-3-4, stop. Combo sheet.
- Block the first heavy or grab on F. Eating a grab to “trade” is how Wave 12 wipes.
- Sprint around packs, never through them.
- Awaken only when three or more overlap. How to Awaken.
- Laser and Cola from the starter pack are for overflow, not Wave 1 flex.
- Splash jobs belong to Rocket Dummy. Tank jobs belong to Heavy. Starter rankings.
Sneak peeks mentioned a fling when too many enemies stack on you. Treat that as a safety net, not a license to stand in the blender.
Named leaks (not all playable, not all shop items)
Diabolical Noob. Creator short, nasty silhouette, almost certainly an enemy. Do not farm a purchase button for it.
Strong Guy. Bulkier walker. Block first.
Second Boss Guy. The clip on this page. A boss-shaped test. When it appears in a live wave, save Awaken, get a Heavy on the point, and stop spraying rockets into teammates.
Noob Reborn / Crowd. Volume tests. This is why 15-player servers still feel crowded.
Strider Reborn. Musician-strider energy from the original parody. Could be enemy or ally animation. Until it has a shop price or a stable spawn, it stays on the roadmap.
Original-era wishes from owner Q&A — Magnet Noob, Smart Noob, Mech 2.0 — are not confirmed in this universe. Rank live silhouettes only.
Boss hygiene in a badge run
The only timed exam is still Wave 25 before Update #1. Named bosses are spice. If a second-boss test wipes your lobby on Wave 11, requeue. Do not burn Cola and Awaken on a leak you cannot finish. Wave 25 guide.
Titans help against huge silhouettes and they also friendly-ragdoll your tank. How to get titans is a shop guide, not an excuse to skip block.
Scripts that auto-kill every Humanoid will also tag teammates and the old place ID. They are not a boss strategy. Scripts.
When Update #1 prints real enemy names in a patch note, this roster gets HP rows. Until then, if it is ugly and screaming, it is a target. If it is wearing a tie, it is probably you.
Keep this page next to the combo sheet during a badge lobby. Named leaks change faster than binds. Binds do not.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers players ask during the playtest.
Are Diabolical Noob and Strong Guy shop units?
Treat them as enemies until a shop price exists. Creator shorts are not SKUs.
How do I beat the second boss?
Block the windup, Awaken into the cluster, keep a Heavy on the choke. There is no documented skip.
Do I need a titan for bosses?
No. Titans help. A disciplined starter class in a competent lobby is enough for the badge window.
Will Magnet Noob return?
It was an original-era wish. Follow updates, not lobby rumors.